A rewrite of a first public novel start (find it under the name "A Half-Assed Engineer Makes... a Great Mage!?-OLD/DEPRACATED", here on RR). The Child of a God, punished for her arrogance to walk among the mortals she unintentionally summoned. A group of friends, chosen family, hiding from their scars and now finding themselves changed dramatically. The Elf who flees her people with them, marking them all for death. Overcoming their traumas together, they will be forced to face all the worst parts of themselves, lest they lose the only family they have. On the other side of the world, the staff of the local bakery, summoned as Heroes and imbued with power beyond all Mortals, unable to do less than epic success, when they just want to bake something normal. Will the world collapse, or will it perfectly rise to fluffy perfection? What to expect? One group tackles issues of gender perception, sexuality, healthy relationships, being hunted to death by basically every group they encounter, and a programmatic magic system. The other group just wants to bake, but even a simple croissant is out of their reach! When a baker can't help but warp reality and minds with the sheer power of their craft, what else is there to do but save the world? Updates? When I manage it. This will be a slow poster for quite some time, I'm afraid. LGBT/Ace/Demi characters. Gender bender characters. Ridiculously OP comedic bakers. Introspection. An author who's trying to push themselves and their writing, who welcomes ALL feedback, blunt but honest in particular.