I could give you a long winded spiel about why you should read my book, but neither you nor I have time for that. So, instead, let me start with a simple “Hi!”. My name is Cain Roosevelt, and I know what you’re thinking. “Not another portal fantasy! Can’t you come up with something more original?” And I get it. A guy in his mid twenties suddenly and inexplicably reincarnates into the world of his favorite video game. It’s nothing we haven’t seen before. In fact, you’ve probably come here after reading a story just like mine a few minutes ago.  I was like that too. But please, please, please take my advice and don’t make the same mistake I did. After all, you may find yourself in my shoes someday… Look, I’m taking a huge risk by writing this. Between the political extremists nipping at my heels and the literal demons knocking on my front door, I fear I don’t have much time left to talk. If you don’t believe me, then let me thank you for taking the time out of your day to at least read the summary. As you leave, kindly close this webpage, and forget everything about it. As for the rest, stick around ‘till the end. Someone needs to hear my story, and this may be my last chance.