What could be worse than being thrown through a wormhole and hurtling towards an alien planet in a dead ship? Crashing into the one occupied building in the entire Black Forest and being told you are on the hook for the lives you took and must pay back the universe, of course! Luckily, a ten thousand year old elemental mage and her housemates - a dragon and a stone golem - are more than happy to help Xenia and their crew get settled in to life on Earth.