Btw the character's name is Jonas, and umm sorry if it's not a good name. Not really good at thinking of good names xd. Anyway short af prologue just to give a more vivid imagination of 'Mr.AverageJoe.'

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Jonas walked slowly whilst thinking about life and how boring it is. He walked to the same old bus station.To the same old job. Meeting the same old people. Everyday on a constant repeat. He wants to break free, yet he doesn't know how. He wants to get a new girlfriend or uhm *cough* other women. He wants to try murder, or just to dye his hair.

To him, family is also the same. Everything is on repeat except a few changes there and there. Yes, he is greatful for them raising him, but what else? They only made him fit in and not stand out. Don't you want your child to be unique? Oh well. life is life. Whatcha gonna do. What he does find interesting(ignoring his obvious insecurities) is trying to assert his half-assed superior dominance continuously by insulting people in his mind. For example, he sees a guy walking down the street with an odd headshape, he'd think to himself 'oh what an egghead, why is he trying to put up an act as though he's some big person, yes he's tall but I'd just crack his egghead open with one blow.' That's just a simple comment you'd see from him. It literally get's ruder from there.

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He does like to earn money, considering the egotistic person he is, Money = all for him. He dreams of living like a king, but he only earns enough for a crappy one bedroom apartment. He hates his job, his shitty boss wont promote him. Probably because he either slacks off or completes his work exactly on time, when in reality he could be speeding through it and his boss knows that. Yet he knows that if he leaves the company he is threatened of being blacklisted from working at other places. Mostly office jobs, and he can't be bothered to find a new one. However that's when a thought rushed to him... what if I become the new boss....?~~ :))