'Hehe, look who we have here. It's Chad, the guy who worked at the company for 15 years yet the position of boss was taken by the current one. He's actually one of the only people who doesn't like Mr El Mexicano, sure he doesn't mind El Mexicano being our boss but he still desires the position. He'll be the perfect puppet...' After observing Chad for a while, Jonas excitedly walked into the company.
Noticing the look his co-worker gave him, Chad felt unpleasant in such a way that he felt something terrible was coming. Shaking his head he thought to himself 'I must be hallucinating, it's obviously just the side effects..." and just walked into the company building.
Inside of the building Jonas thought to himself 'I must say though, this company is quite amazing after all. Even though it doesn't give the best pay, it does have excellent facilities and it also has employed up to 1000 people. Hmm...Who actually is the leader of the company? This still remains a mystery because no one actually knows. Anyway that doesn't matter, it's time to spread out the rumours. I'll tell a few people and after that I'll tell the classic gossiper Michelle, then it continues from there.' As Jonas diverged the rumours to a few people, he saw Michelle and he approached her.
"Well 'Ello gov'na" He jokingly said
Whilst rolling her eyes with a smirk, she replied "Real funny, just because I'm British well that's... Totally radical duude..."
"Touche, touche" He slowly muttered whilst giggling.
Jonas lightheartedly thought to himself 'Man she got me there, that American stereotype is better than my English one... Man Michelle, you're a tricky one (mr grinch...xd).'
"Sooo, what brings you here Mr. Americano?" She intriguingly asked.
"Hmm...How pathetic, I guess I can't talk to any of my co-workers and I'll just die alone without friends...." Jonas answered her as he proceeded to act miserable and as though he is wallowing in despair.
He then knelt whilst sobbing and continued to convey his act "Oh the AGONY! The agony... Why must thou make thy suffer..."
All of a sudden, in a posh British accent that came out of nowhere, Michelle exclaimed in a hurry "Nono respectful sir it was thus truly not my want to make thy hurt, what can I do so thou can accept this lowly ones apology?"
"Well *cough* I'm glad thou asked. There actually is something thou can do." He offered.
She fascinatingly implored "Yes honored sir, what may I do to appease thy. I beg of thy to tell thee unworthy servant if thou wish'd too."
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They both started to laugh which came seemingly out of nowhere, however they still continued.
"Hmm...Well yes I forgive thee, honoured princess I was sent here to relay a letter." He admitted with dignity, while smugly thinking to himself 'Too easy, too easy. This is how you can subtly spread a rumour without suspicion. Hehehehehe....'
With shock shown on Michelle's face, she thought to herself 'How does he know? No way...This is probably just a coincidental guess...'
However in just a moment, her face became righteous and in an upright tone she commanded "I wish to see the letter now, low- *cough* respectable sir."
"Yes yes, right away my royalty~." He smoothly responded and passed her the letter.
Michelle cleanly opened the letter in anticipation and she started to read it:
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Dear Michelle,
I have some news for you, there are some new rumours going on.
They are seemingly about the boss and how he plans to leave the company.
It is being said that he is going to choose the new successor but it's told that he wont choose Chad.
Anyway, enough with all the seriousness. You're welcome ? <3
Yours sincerely Jonas ^-^
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"Thanks...But FOR FUCK SAKE! Did you really just come here to give me this? Why are you even telling me this?" She shouted clearly confused with anger yet unsure of what to feel with her current emotions.
"UM HELLO!? Answer me for god sake," Yelling, she turned around. To her surprise, he was gone. In shame and embarrasment she loudly called out "WHERE DID YOU GO!"
Somewhere not too far away, around the corner, Jonas froze as he shivered in cold sweat, in surprise he thought to himself 'Let's go Weaboo technique:ninja vanish...? Yay? Anyway phewwww, thank you genius and one of a kind Jonas. How do you still remain the most awesomest person in the world? Also another nice one me, you did a good job blending in with the surroundings and learning how to walk whilst barely making a sound. I guess my fantasies of being a ninja and training how to be one was actually useful for once.'
One of Michelle's friends named Jennifer, who sat near her, flirtingly teased Michelle and said "Oh it's been years since a boy has actually caused you to feel something...? Oooh, tell me princess, what did he say...? Hehehe," At an alarming rate, Michelle started blushing to the point she turned completely red.
She immediately responded "Shut up! How could you betray me like this Hmph" and in a fit she ran away. Unknowingly, something had sprouted within her.
"Oh you poor thing, I was only kidding Michelle," She chuckled while staring at the far away figure that was going further and further away.
Jonas who didn't move from his position, had secretly peered around the corner and saw everything that occurred. He proudly yet innocently thought to himself 'Of course I meant for all of this to happen. No one can compare to me, after all I had planned this from the start (No you didn't, stop lying to yourself). Everyone should try and aspire to be like me(UGGH please stop it with the narcissism...).'
He then proceeded to stare into the distance with his new (fake) swag and he arrogantly thought to himself 'This is how to get buff girls 101. I should probably publish this on a blog and make bare money from it. Wow I'm so benevolent, people should be praising me.' Jonas started to nod to his cunt-li*cough* I mean 'genius' idea.
'Anyway it is time for step 2 of of my plan'