In a world far from Earth, war rages on.  Celeste, an overworked concept art intern trying to survive the AI age, will have to learn the realities of isekai quickly, becaus eshe just got chased down by 100% haunted af trucks and now she's in another world. The goblin menace is raging, the seagull she isekai'ed together with has it out for her life, and as the goblins and seagulls join forces, war of a kind none have ever seen will be upon the world of Etherland.  Is there enough trash in the world to satisfy the hunger that looms over Celeste and her new allies?