Join Adrian Ledba, farmboy-extraordinaire, as he stumbles through the land of Wheatlandia on his quest to fight Big Evil.  Whatever that is.  P.S. This is not a musical.  This is an entry for the Royal Road Community Magazine Contest, June 2022.  Updates: Whenever I have time! My other work, The Stormcrow Cycle, is my current priority.  Dear TSC readers: I'm sorry for inflicting this travesty of a parody on you all. Skip this if you value your braincells. (Okay, fine, this applies to non-TSC readers too. This is a total trash fire. Don't say I didn't warn you! Judges for the Royal Road Community Magazine: I'm so sorry. Fighting!)