Shenglu's biggest problems used to be unpaid bills and his empty bank account. That was before he woke up trapped in his own creation-a world of sweaty cultivators, ancient clans, and mystical nonsense. No memory of how he got there, no idea how to leave. But does he want to leave? Nah, not even on his to-do list. In fact, why bother when this world is way more fun to mess with!? The universe decided to drop the wrong guy in the middle of Vaelion, and Shenglu's got one life mission: make it everyone's problem. "First thing's first though," Shenglu grumbles, "someone bust me out of this damn coffin. It's getting kinda cramped in here!"