Bartholomew Watson, a mild-mannered systems engineer with a penchant for pilfered posh toilet paper, never expected his life to take a turn for the… well, the utterly bizarre. One fateful evening, while indulging in the forbidden luxury of the manager's washroom, Bartholomew encounters a plumbing predicament of epic proportions. A foul odor, a swirling vortex, and a sudden descent later, he finds himself in a place most unexpected: the womb. Reborn into a world of magic and mayhem, Bartholomew must navigate the challenges of prenatal development with the help of a snarky system interface and his trusty "Fetal Position" skill. Along the way, he'll battle rogue digestive systems, master the art of umbilical absorption, and unlock the secrets of his mysterious "Toilet Traveler" trait. And then he'll be born, then who knows what will happen. Join Bartholomew on his absurd adventure as he flushes his old life down the drain and embarks on a quest to conquer this strange new world, one status point at a time. Expect: - Pratchett-esque humor and witty banter - A unique twist on the portal fantasy genre - RPG-inspired system and quests - A relatable protagonist facing extraordinary circumstances - And, of course, plenty of toilet humor "Flushed to Fantasy" is a hilarious and heartwarming tale of second chances, unexpected journeys, and the importance of always having a good supply of cloud-adjacent toilet paper.