Hello, readers, my name is Jade—23-years-old—and I'm the unluckiest woman alive...that always escapes! Having woke up at a New York adoption center's doorstep at 5 years old, my first memories are of my best friend—scratch that...only friend, Powder! My trusted, imaginary bird friend that no one can see but me! Yeah...I'm probably crazy. So crazy that I ran away from my foster family when I was ten and have been on my own ever since! I get into insane situations but always somehow manage to get away. The unluckiest and luckiest woman alive! Now, I'm staring at a dragon man, in an ice cave, and great, I'm going to be executed... How did I get here again? Right. I'm just that unlucky! Or am I? If it gets enough people talking about it, then I'll continue. If you enjoy it, then comment and talk about it. It is more Reverse Harem.