New Dawn Journal Entry

INTRODUCTION

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I'm the 14th owner of this Orphanage after my grandpa.

My name is Shimada Hideyoshi, and this is my first time writing some shit in a journal of this Orphanage which is the tradition of the Hideyoshi family.

If you don't understand handwriting, you can piss-off. I have never even written my class notes, and I’m writing this crap because of the Old hag head maid, which is the caretaker and also my guardian.

She is scary as fuck! She even knows martial art and kung fu moves. I think she is a former army soldier.

Ok, I’m gonna keep this shit short. 

So, my age is 15 and going to Norihashi High school.

Things I like are-

1> Cycling.

2> I love Rock music and hard-core fan of Decibelles band.

3> Knocking sense into smart ass people who think highly of themselves.

4> Pulling pranks on teacher's, etc. 

  These are my daily stuff, and I love it.

  Things I hate have grown at a steep rate this year.

 I hate-

1> Smart ass and well-mannered people.

Stolen story; please report.

 They just piss me off with their attitude. Every then talking so nicely that makes me puke. I feel like talking to a sophisticated Robot like Arnold Scavenger (don't know his last name spelling)  from Terminator movie itself.

2> Homework and studying.

First I don't get why are we even studying for? At 1st grade learned about fucking apes who used to eat raw meat and hang a leaf at their genitals as clothing and other crap stuff.

Hypothetically speaking if I wanna become doctor what the fuck will that shit help me in future?

Yeah, If I got lost in a jungle that would come handy to cover my balls and ass, but that's all.

3> Dora the Explorer, Bob the Builder, Baby channel, Disney, etc. all this kids channel

When I wake up, from morning onwards the only thing in my TV is this shitty kid shows! I haven’t watched my Wrestling match after I shifted here.

This cartoon Dora the explorer is one of the shittiest cartoons ever made! I would rather commit murder and go to jail instead watching this load of crap!

In this show,

they show a photo of an ocean and asks-

Q: Where is the water kids?

Ans: Armin just shitted his pants, so the water is in his diaper 

And there is Bob the builder, with all talking shit cars, and there is Sickey mouse or Dickey mouse something like that too, and many more BS. I will love to fund terrorism if they willing to attack these studios.

I never get a peaceful moment in my home. Not allowed to play my guitar but instead, I have to listen to the wailing cries of the kids all night. I thought metallic music is the only music giving a headache. Not slept for 3 straight nights!

Now I got the importance of school and I really, love it.

I think I will go crazy and die soon if I stayed at home.

If that ever happens, please arrest all the Kids from this New Dawn orphanage.

It would be a lot better if everyone's mother carried their own, kids in their womb like for 14 years instead of just nine months.

The World would be a better place without kids.

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 - Shimada Hideyoshi,

14th Father (owner)

of the New Dawn Orphanage.