Reincarnate as a hero and slay the demon king, a tale as old as time right? And for good reason! The laws of the multi-verse are vast, unknowable, and rife with loopholes if you know how to find them. What better way to collect worship revenue than to install a demon king with divine knowledge? And what better way to "correct" the existence of a demon king, as is your cosmic duty, than by summoning a hero doomed to fail? Life is unfair, and reincarnation is no exception.********What to expect? I'm not entirely sure yet. I'm writing this for the community magazine and still have a few things to figure out. I've checked all the possible content warnings, but none apply yet. I will either use them or remove them in due time. For now, I simply hope you enjoy the story!