Being the world’s greatest psychic was as simple as 1, 2, 3. Step 1: "Consult" the client. Step 1.5: Cyberstalk the client. And the ex they’re manifesting. And the supervisor they want fired. And their third-grade nemesis they’re stalking on LinkedIn.Step 2: Call on "spirit guides."Step 2.5: Call in favors from some very well-connected, very shady associates.Step 2.99: ???Step 3: Profit. It was foolproof—until a client with deep pockets and deeper problems made Yves an offer she couldn’t refuse. Now, her early retirement hinges on a challenge far more complex than playing the wizard behind the curtain: infiltrating the afterlife to scope out its amenities, policies, and escape routes—because the old man won’t kick the bucket without a full itinerary. And a money-back guarantee. Armed with a contact list the Grim Reaper would die for, a knack for cutting corners, and a healthy dose of existential curiosity, Yves is about to make this wild goose chase her grandest illusion yet—by any means necessary.