DISCLAIMER: THIS NOVEL IS TAGGED AS "AI ASSISTED CONTENT" - AI Assisted Content means, that AI is involved in the creation process, to a small degree. Specifically, I use it for grammar correction and paraphrasing. This Novel is NOT written by an AI, either partially or entirely. The tag for those Novels is "AI-Generated Content". When Arion, a cyberpunk undead with a knack for getting kicked out of both the living and the dead's VIP sections, lands in the galaxy's version of Siberia, he's not sure which of his life choices got him there. Probably all of them. On the flip side, Princess Seraphina of Everhart is on the run after her uncle's idea of a family reunion involves a coup and an execution order. Her escape plan? Accidentally crash into Arion's mystical dungeon cell. Talk about an awkward first meeting. Now, with Arion confused about why he's the universe's most unwanted, and Sera trying to win back a kingdom with less of a plan and more of a wing-it attitude, they're both on a crash course with destiny, or disaster—whichever comes first. The gods are betting on both, nervously watching from the cosmic sidelines, munching on celestial popcorn. Why is Arion exiled to cosmic Nowheresville? Why are the gods biting their nails? Can this odd duo reclaim a throne and find revenge without accidentally destroying each other (or starting a new fashion trend in dungeon chic)? What to expect? + Action, Adventure + Sci-Fi meets Fantasy + A very weak and confusing System + Strong MC What not to expect? - Wimpy MC - Harem