Betrayed by his own subordinates, the Prince of Demons finds his soul whisked away to the mortal world... where he learns that the other Demon Lords have totally since stolen his plans for world domination! However, when a mysterious loophole suddenly grants Orcus entry to the worldly system, the supposed "master of misery and evil" just might have to master the art of adventuring himself. For if he does, surely he can purge the mortal realm of, uh… wait, all misery and evil?! That's right. Because if the God of Undeath can't conquer the mortal world, then by all that's unholy, nobody gets to! Author Note: This is the old version, which will stay up for now.