Being an immortal really isn't all it's cracked up to be. You get all kinds of problems which can never go away. I mean that's just how life is. You have to outlive loved ones, that sucks. You have to eventually pay off those hundreds of drug debts, also sucks. Maybe you have to kill a god or two so you don't have to deal with hordes of paladins coming to your doorstep every day, also really sucks. But the worst part of being immortal: it's boring. I mean, guess I could just go out on an adventure picking up snake ladies, blow up some cities, found a robot religion, jump in a volcano, fix some dragon love triangles, and some other stuff. Oh. And maybe stop being immortal. I'll do that too.   Author's note: This is my first attempt at a novel, so please give any criticism you have. This work is inspired by 'Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich' and I highly recommend giving that a read. This a western fantasy novel with a 'misunderstood?' main character who gets into interesting situations. Mature language and themes are in this work, but no explicit sexual scenes are planned, at least for now.