You know, I’ve always hated it when people start out a story with blazing action that you can barely keep up with, or a sad tale about how life has wronged them in many ways and this is how they break the mold. Yeah, none of that fits me. I was just a normal guy working as an office drudge that accidentally became a hero. And a criminal… A pirate… Also a warrior… Oh, and let’s not forget the stint as a king, that was fun. I’m losing my train of thought here, anywho; this is a story of how this average Joe somehow tripped his way into an epic journey across the stars.