*THIS IS SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYTHING HOLY PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS SATIRE* It's the forced proximity to end all forced proximities. Locked away in a cryogenic chamber, shy and quirky Whiénne awakes to discover that she has survived the apocalypse...along with no one but Marcus Robustelli, mafia boss and her sworn enemy. Will his arrogance and his stubbornness drive them apart, or can they build something glorious together?