The year is 2116. Earth has made many technological advances over the course of the century...except proper space travel. Fortunately, some extraterrestrials has offered to lend a helping hand. Enter Minuet - a fresh high school graduate that has been enrolled into a special college specifically for earthlings who are unable to travel through the stars and meet their galactic neighbors. This is a collection of memoirs of her various misadventures as she boards the Ark; There, she will make new friends, enemies, explore new worlds, discover new species, and experience all the woes of college life while being only a few thousand light years from home. What could go wrong?