Synopsis
Through a twist of fate, someone managed to:
1) avoid death
2) find the System
3) become a Dungeon Core
And then, as if that weren't enough, also:
4) choose a UNIQUE combination of Aspects
Now, don't tell anyone I told you this, but UNIQUE is almost never good. Especially not if you don't know what you're doing. Especially not if your very existence depends on it. Especially not if others covet it.
What to expect:
Idk, how should I know?A silly little nothing-story
Yes yes, let's get it out of the way. The title is obviously a play on Douglas Adams's The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.And while I do plan of trying to go for the same sort of vibe, I want to make two things clear:1) this is most certainly not a fanfiction2) while I may be a bit inspired by the general vibe of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, it's been years since I read it so don't really expect any similarities
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Table of Contents
- 10 - Enter the System. Or would Enter the End be a better name? Who knows. I certainly don't2024-11-13
- 21 - Nothing better than some spam to greet you to a new world. Huh? You don't think so? Weird2024-11-13
- 32 - What do you mean you hate spam?! I thought everybody loved spam! (oh, also, a fairy is here)2024-11-13
- 43 - Chapter three, in which there is bondage. What? No! Not that kind! Why would you think that!2024-11-13
- 54 - The classic technique of ignoring problems until they go away. Surely this can't backfire on me2024-11-13
- 65 - Hey, shh, don't tell anyone, but I actually have no idea where this "story" will go2024-11-13
- 76 - Hmm, is that plot I'm smelling? (Can't fit it all here, so full chapter title in AN)2024-11-13
- 87 - Sorry I lied, and I'm sorry to dissapoint, but it seems there's some plot here after all2024-11-13
- 98 - It was a long time coming, but we finally have some changes to the status... next chapter2024-11-13
- 109 - Uh oh. It would seem the sought-after status change won't happen even in this chap. Maybe next?2024-11-13
- 1110 - Guess who's back. Back again. That's right, it's the Dungeon at the End of the Universe2024-11-13
- 1211 - A brand new beginning. Well, it's a bit used already, but can't complain about second-hand junk2024-11-13
- 1312 - It's strange, I'm almost feeling like this is turning into a proper story. Surely that can't be2024-11-13
- 1413 - Warning! Warning! We've got a lore drop incoming! Not yet, this chap there's only philosophy2024-11-13
- 1514 - Info dump! Get your info dump! Freshly out of the oven, only five pence! Info dump!2024-11-13
- 1615 - Oh boy! I sure can't wait to find out what happens next! Surely you do too?2024-11-13
- 1716 - Aww, it was a dead-end after all. Such a shame, such a shaem. Oh well, better luck next time2024-11-13
- 1817 - Adventurers invading the Dungeon? Not in this story! (it's a horror beyond comprehension)2024-11-13
- 1918 - I'm so sorry, I truly am, but there's infodump v2. Hopefully it at least answers some things2024-11-13
- 2019 - Finally, some proper Dungeon building! Not really, but still better than what was until now2024-11-13
- 2120 - Every now and then, some relaxation does one good. Huh? Did you not see the slice-of-life tag?2024-11-13
- 2221 - To do doo! To do doo! Get it? It's the theme from Rocky. Because a montage.2024-11-13
- 2322 - You can't bring a horse to water, but you can bring water to a horse. Wait no, that's not right2024-11-13
- 2423 - Blue boxes! Blue boxes everywhere! And no dialogue, no description, nothing else!2024-11-13
- 2524 - A new beginning and some issues with transit. Should've taken the bus in my opinion2024-11-13
- 2625 - Getting to the bottom of things. A bit more literally than one would expect, I think2024-11-13
- 2726 - In which we turn to stranger tides. Or do we cause them? Hopefully this joke lands after a read2024-11-13
- 2827 - New character, who dis?2024-11-13
- 2928 - You'll never guess what this one is about2024-11-13
- 3029 - Running. Running where? No, wrong. Running out of what. And the answer: ideas2024-11-13
- 3130 - One last recap from one last perspective and then we're finally back on track2024-11-13
- 3231 - Ooh, here's an idea. Can I beg for ratings and reviews in the chapter title? Looks like yes2024-11-13
- 3332 - Alright, please tell me someone got why I named the aliens Sipalians. Surely someone got it?2024-11-13
- 3433 - Are we there yet? No. And now? Still not. What about now? The more you ask the further it'll be2024-11-13
- 3534 - I'll be honest, the vast majority of the time I have no idea what to put in the titles2024-11-13
- 3635 - What's brown and sticky? A STICK!!! (please rate my joke in the comments, appreciate it)2024-11-13
- 3736 - What do you call fake spaghetti? An imPASTA! (get it? like impostor?)2024-11-13
- 3837 - Is anyone here a triple A battery?2024-11-13
- 3938 - When they first took a 4k video of a green little guy, he said: HDMI2024-11-13
- 4039 - Wow! Look how far we've come. And yet there's still so much to go2024-11-13
- 4140 - Life is like a box of chocolattes. Way too overpriced2024-11-13
- 4241 - What's the difference between an orange and a train cart?2024-11-13
- 4342 - Did you think we were done with threats and deaths? Think again2024-11-13
- 4443 - The fact that titles must be between 3 and 100 characters long is limiting me severly2024-11-13
- 4544 - Gimme your best jokes/puns in the comments so that I can put them in future titles2024-11-13
- 4645 - The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more-2024-11-13
- 4746 - Also, other than titles, I also need poll ideas. If you want something asked in a poll, gimme2024-11-13
- 4847 - HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 M-2024-11-13
- 4948 - For the vast vast majority of you this joke won't make any sense at all, but: (joke in AN)2024-11-13
- 5049 - Why is the Sun a know liar? Because it is known to be full of hot air.2024-11-13
- 5150 - What did the book say to another book? I am just checking we are on the same page.2024-11-13
- 5251 - What fo you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh2024-11-13
- 5352 - Poviem vám to narovno: dnes to moc necítim. Kedy už bude zajtrajšok?2024-11-13
- 5453 - What's the diffrence between a piano, a tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano but can't piano tuna2024-11-13
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- 5655 - Ha! I managed to NOT forget to put in a title this this time! What'chu gonna do now, huh?2024-11-13
- 5756 - What does a bread bowl soup and the aristocracy have in common?2024-11-13
- 5857 - You're walking in the woods There's no one around And your phone is dead Out of the corner of -2024-11-13
- 5958 - Oh, and they were so close. So close! Oh well, who know? Maybe next time it'll turn out better2024-11-13
- 6059 - It’s a small world after all It’s a small world after all It’s a small world after all It’s a2024-11-13
- 6160 - And we're going and going and going and going and going and going back in time again!2024-11-13
- 6261 - Ayyyyy! It's another expansion of what all the System does! isn't this exciting? (next chapter)2024-11-13
- 6362 - Ah, sh- Ah, fu- How could I have let this happen again?2024-11-13
- 6463 - You get a blessing! You get a blessing! You get a blessing! Everybody gets a blessing!2024-11-13
- 6564 - Heyyyyyyy! We got some revelations in this chapter here! A glimpse into the wider playing field2024-11-13
- 6665 - Weee are the champions! No time for losers! 'Cause we are the champions... of the Wooooooooorld2024-11-13
- 6766 - Did someone say planetary level enchantment? No? Well in that case we also got a level up2024-11-13
- 6867 - Ladies, gentlemen, all those between and all those outside. I present to you, a mini-arc!2024-11-13
- 6968 - Break out? Of this place? Why would anyone wanna break out?2024-11-13
- 7069 - heh, nice2024-11-13
- 7170 - Re: the mini arc. The mini threat of the mini antagonist of this mini arc is mini brewing...2024-11-13
- 7271 - I was isekaid to another world as the progenitor of a monster race?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?2024-11-13
- 7372 - Do you hear that sound? It is quite beatiful. Also gut wrenching, but let's leave it at that2024-11-13
- 7473 - Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Except a Dungeon instead of a police box2024-11-13
- 7574 - Abra-Kadabra! Simsala-Bim! Looks like your head is now a magic bin!2024-11-13
- 7675 - Three quarters of the way to a hundred. Well, more if we count chapter 0. Damn that's a lot2024-11-13
- 7776 - *dark souls boss music starts playing*2024-11-13
- 7877 - Aaaaaand, that's that! Congratulaaaaations!2024-11-13
- 7978 - The beginning of... of what? Weeeell, I gues you'll just have to read on to find out2024-11-13
- 8079 - Spring cleaning. Ah, how I hate it. Well, cleaning in general. But sometimes it just has to be2024-11-13
- 8180 - Coming out2024-11-13
- 8281 - Standing on the precipice. Who? Me, the author/story.2024-11-13