In a world where magic waxes and wanes every two thousand years, seven individuals are summoned from Earth to participate in the war for the Mundane Egg, an artifact with the power to shape the next millennia’s magic to the will of its master. Among them, Donovan McAeda, former English Professor and ex-convict with anger issues, is assigned the Barbarian class. Hardcoded with the trait Dump Stat Intelligence, this class not only lacks the ability to use magic but also comes with woefully low magic defense. Next, he is told the current meta heavily favors magic users. And yet it is for this very disadvantage that Jophiel, his less than angelic looking angel and Player, picks Agravain as her Player Character. “Why? Because if I didn't take such a massive handicap, this thing they call a war would just end up being another thrashing for those casuals who call themselves my rivals!" Only, for all her dominance over the millenia, this angel's advanced tactics and strategies have never before had to take into account a man who only wants to whack thing with a big stick.