Once again, I find myself stuck in unusual places.  Usually, I’d be stuck on someone’s waist. Or maybe on their back. I was even stuck to a goblin once upon a time. That was an interesting experience. Goblins are wild. Kind of like rabbits. If you know, you know. The worst was being stuck in someone’s entrails. My least favorite. Or was my least favorite. Now I spend my days stuck to an old man, wasting away my greatness by the edge of busy roadsides.  But fear not. I sense another adventure coming. This time, I’ll attach to someone who can appreciate my true value! We’ll help each other reach our full potential! And then all shall bow down and prostrate before me.  Bwahaha!