Seven steps to non-space-vampiric success: 1) Escape the creepy splicer scientist. "As stated above. This guy is a serious creep." 2) Travel to the fringe territory between two star systems. "I have no opinion on this." 3) Investigate why the territory has gone dark. "Okay. I admit. I'm simply doing it for money." 4) Explore an abandoned city in search of a secret bunker. "My ex-wife is totally not involved." 5) Fight off hordes of undead chitonous semi-alien knight's. "This just took a U-turn." 6) Wow, you're a vampire. I had no idea. "Yeah... neither did I as it turns out." 7) Fight the vampiric menace known as a Draugur. "Imagine Dracula's son, Alucard. Yeah... you get it now. But in space." *queue star war's soundtrack* Warning: this story contains violence, sexual situations and a slow-burn harem to sink your fangs into.