"The director of communications is a great job that will allow you to direct communications in a way you never thought possible. Unfortunately seeing as you're not the only applicant you can expect a reply regarding your application for this position in the next 7 years. Please be patient while we process your request." Shawn is a guy from northwest Kansas who just wanted to be a Director of Communications at the recently constructed Validation Corporation plant not far from his home town of New Wichita. Unfortunately things don't go quite as planned. Follow Shawn as he dismantles the many bureaucratic and biological nightmare obstacles placed in his way by a not so shadowy antagonist (his name is Carl, from human resources, Validation Corp.) on a quest to get the most important dream position that a man could ever want in their life.