Diary entry number 98
Well resting my gray box the doctor came by again today and brought his pointy pone with him.
He had me do some stretching to see how much I would moan.
I wonder if he likes it when I moan.
There is also an intense moment where he looked directly into my sky blue eyes for a solid 30 seconds, yes I counted. exactly 30 seconds.
Well when he left I went and met once again with my brown rat friend.
I like my brown rat friend, they have pretty eyes.
kind of freaky hell their eyes bulge out repeatedly when they're happy.
but it's okay One day I'll boil them an egg.
Dairy entry number 99
white coat didn't show up today, I guess they're busy with other things.
Oh also! Moon butt came to visit me in my dream last night. She wanted my bananas, I told her she can find her own bananas because these ones are mine.
she can't have them because they're my bananas.
but she's going to try to find my bananas but I know the perfect place to hide them.
I'm going to hide my bananas on the moon.
Dairy entry number 100
Sunbutt came to visit me today. She wanted to know if I had any rainbows.
I told her I don't, I ain't gay.
She can take the rainbows and plaster them on her own plot.
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Though if you ask me I think she already tried but got it in her hair instead.
Diary entry number 101
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock NO GO AWAY STOP SPYING ON ME LEAVE ME ALONE YOU COME IN A SPICE!
Diary entry 102
Nightmare saw me hiding my bananas from Moon butt and is now trying to seduce me by growing boobs.
I don't care how hard you make me get! YOU WILL NOT GET MY BANANAS!
Diary entry Number 103
Qbert the Octoman has come out of the beep beep room.
he's definitely up to something.
Diary entry number 104
They stopped giving me the Nom Noms today.
I got really hungry, but it's okay, I got the mouse with the rainbow eyes to keep me company.
Diary entry number 105
Today I had a staring contest with the brown pone all day.
I lost, I lost a lot.
but I did win once.
Dairy entry number 106
Qbert came in with a fancy outfit today and tried to convince me that he was my father.
too bad I saw through his clever disguise.
My dad wasn't an octopus!
Diary entry number 107
Mr Octavius once again tried to deceive me with his illusions of grandeur but I saw him I saw him trying to take my marbles.
Little did the dummy know that my marbles were ALSO AN ILLUSION!
Diary entry number 108
I Got really hungry today but the rat with the rainbow eyes was nice and found me a sandwich.
…He's up to something I know it. sitting there with your prism eyes bulging out of your head.
you want something don't you get you little bastard.
How about he wants my bananas too. Everybody wants my bananas but I've hidden them Yes.
I've hidden them where nobody can find them.
Thank you for the sandwich but I've noticed the knife before you could backstab me.
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BANANAS!
Diary entry number 109
Octopussy came back today. he tried to give me his marbles but I knew. I knew it was just another illusion, another trick to try to convince me to tell him where my bananas were.
I think he knows I didn't actually hide them on the moon.
Diary entry number 110
A yellow pony came by today, she had an eyeball on her butt.
The eyeball could only see truth. I knew this the moment I could see it.
She asked me where the bananas were. I told her to go ask for the pineapple.
She asked me why a pineapple would know where the bananas were.
I told her I was hungry.
she tried to trick me with the next one and said if I was so hungry why I shouldn't eat one of the bananas.
The fool. everybody knows you can't eat bananas