Diary entry number 94

well I can finally get up and move around without excruciating pain.

Though the vegan meals didn't help.

Yeah yeah I know greens are good for my health and I haven't exactly been keeping up my vitamins and stuff, but green is the taste of sad and I don't like being sad.

I like to follow the example of the great Buddha and ignore my problems so profusely that they cease to exist.

I'm not very good at it though.

Talking about ignored problems nightmare has been in my head quietly panicking to herself.

Or is it himself now? I should stop thinking about that before the problems of my old world come into this one.

Either way I expect any minute now I'm going to be summoned to be interrogated by one of the princesses seeing as the doctor has seen me moving about on my feet.

Or not.

Oh, I should probably update the fact that it's been several hours and I've just finished being interrogated by some unicorn asshole Who had a magnifying glass for a cutie mark.

Agent what's-it or something like that.

Honestly the whole thing's a blur all I really remember Is that he wasn't exactly the kindest person and constantly thought I was hiding something even though I told him everything.

I mean he started out with such a aggressive interrogation Style I think he was trying to intimidate me.

which doesn't work very well Because I've built up an automatic response for stressful situations that make me angry which basically consists of automatically shoving my aggression into a bottle so quickly that it never reaches my face, to an outside Observer means I was calm the entire time.

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And it wasn't exactly the first time I was in a situation like that. I remember that time back on Earth I was on the corner of 10th Avenue and 13th Street. Some ladies concerned brother started profusely threatening me just because I just so happened to be walking past their house wearing a leather trench coat.

To be fair it was Florida and in the middle of the summer.

Though agent what's-it’s Size wasn't exactly a contributing factor to his intimidation.

I mean if I wasn't upset and shocked by the immediate intense and aggressive interrogation methods I would have laughed my ass off right there in front of him instead of waiting to get all the way back to my cell and thinking back on it.

I mean he was just so tiny and aggressive.

his horn wasn't even all that sharp.

I just hope Sundrop is going to get a different interrogator because if that small dude comes in there and starts aggressively interrogating some drop like that she's going to eat him. quite possibly literally.

it wouldn't be the first time she ate an ass.

I'm sorry I guess I'm still a little bit salty about that dudes… demeanor.

…Well it's been another several hours and I can't exactly tell what time it is outside by the sun anymore.

I mean I got my phone still but all that does is remind me how slowly time is passing.

So really the only thing I got to do is sleep dream be awake and daydream and writing this thing that I'm still surprised they haven't taken away.

I mean they took everything else away. my gun. my sword… well that's pretty much everything isn't it. I don't have anything else.

other than the clothes on my back.

The now very tattered clothes on my back.

I mean I know I'm a criminal apparently. But at least the American system gave you new and clean clothes.

Though I guess I got to count my blessings. despite the quite a few amount of cells that I can see here I seem to be the only one here.

still don't know where they're keeping Sundrop.

Maybe they have male and female areas.

My back still hurts.

I hope I didn't cause any permanent damage.

I mean most of the time it's just like muscle soreness like a good workout or something.

but sometimes when I'm twisting or bending I just get a random sharp pain. And it doesn't even seem to be because of that specific Bend or twist because I would do it again on purpose and it wouldn't hurt.

And I'm wondering if it's related to the fact that my knees don't like functioning properly.

I mean I don't get any knee pain at all. like no pain whatsoever. It's like sometimes decides that it doesn't want to stay straight when I'm standing or walking at random intervals.

Like I'll be walking from my bucket to my bed and I'll almost fall on my face because my leg doesn't want to lock open for lack of better words.

I wonder if Equestria has free healthcare.