When crazy Uncle Winter shows up on Lawrence's doorstep, ready to whisk him off to Dark Wizard School, Lawrence knows he's in for the ride of a lifetime. The school is in Hell. The professors are demons. Every year, one student must be sacrificed to feed the school. And there's his uncle's hot assistant who hates him for some reason. Fortunately, Lawrence has a few tricks up his sleeve, but all is not as it seems as Lawrence's adventure turns into a nightmare.  Oh, and he started the apocalypse. But really, compared to not ever being a mage, that's kind of a minor thing. Almost doesn't seem to bear mentioning. Like, the sun isn't rising. Crops won't grow. In the grand scheme of things, losing the wizard class is the single most important thing that could happen. What's he supposed do now?