A man by the name of Riley takes something he never should have touched, and faces the consequences. Before his untimely demise, a high ranking Demon slaughters his assailant and follows him, striking him an outlandish deal. Will a paper-pushing demon with a hatred for convenient technology be able to tutor an unlucky criminal who's bad at everything in the ways of complete and utter destruction, or will the world remain completely comfortable without a random man punching holes into ATMs on a grand scale? {Sorry Xianxia fans for the oddly Xianxia sounding name. Maybe one day I'll write a cultivation novel. If this one doesn't suck so badly I get hunted down, of course.}