Humanity is the biggest, scariest, meanest empire the galaxy has to offer...or are they? When the acquisitions team intended to help scare off gullible aliens finds that a civilization humans once scared off have now returned with a vengeance, it's up to good old human fast-talking, fabrication, and outright BS-ing for our crew of misfits to find a way to ensure the entire Milky Way doesn't find out that the boogeyman on the proverbial block is just a bunch of smoke and mirrors and rubber suits.