Well an evil wizard tried to enslave a chaos demon. Unfortunately the thing with the powers of chaos is that they don't make sense and so keeping a chaos demon trapped usually ends with some really difficult to explain nonsense. Why anyone would try to write about this is beyond me. Well anyway the demon in question is called Dave and this is the story of his quest to stay out of the lumpy vegetable soup from where he came. He's not a fan of boiled cabbage you see. Also it turns out that relentless chaos is pretty boring.