To live among humans is a complicated prospect. Socializing is a thing. Did you know that your meant to give in when ‘peers’ pressure you? What is with people and feet? And don’t we already have birthdays so why do I need to continue to date females? These are some questions I asked within the first segment of my Life. I have many more. Like why do puns make people cringe? It’s the best form of humour in my opinion, which is important. Or why are all low-level government officials Fae creatures? No I will not sign my name on the dotted line. Just because I cannot see the small print doesn’t mean it’s not there. Why does everyone use metal for weapons and armour? It’s almost like they want me to win! I wonder if I’ll get my answers before my Immortal existence ends? Damn that’s another question. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Authors Note's This a story of one of my Npc's I made for a Homebrew D&D Campaign and couldn't really leave resting where it was, brewing between long waited games. So made it in to a independant story still based within world of the Campaign. This is my first time writing 'Seriously' outside of what I do for D&D so critque on my style, grammer will be appricated. Also im a Horrible, HORRIBLE speller so let me know if i've got something wrong. Trying to fix but its a slow and painful process. I intend to write with the asperation of becoming a full time writer, whether it will with this story or another I'm leaving to Future me to decide. Poor Guy. Enjoy XD