Call of Duty - Operation Voldemort is the mashup you always wanted but never knew you needed. This wild, action-packed parody combines the high-octane intensity of modern warfare with the whimsical (and absurd) magic of the wizarding world, resulting in a story that will leave you laughing, shaking your head, or both. When Captain Price and his elite team of soldiers are called to take down the dark wizard Voldemort, they find themselves navigating a universe where broomsticks replace helicopters and curses fly slower than a well-aimed headshot. Let’s be honest—Harry Potter Book 7 had more convenient plot devices than a bad spy movie. In this author’s opinion, that’s because the Call of Duty team was secretly supporting Harry Potter behind the scenes, ensuring he didn’t get taken out by a bunch of guys in cloaks who still think owls are the pinnacle of communication technology. Whether it's stealthily infiltrating Malfoy Manor or figuring out why wizards insist on waving sticks around instead of just pulling a trigger, this book is packed with moments that rip on both beloved universes. The author acknowledges there was far too much AI assistance in this book, but also far too much alcohol, leaving the author incapable of writing without help. All this was hammered out in basically a writing spree, so buckle up for the wild ride.  Yes, there are plot holes. No, the author doesn’t care. This is fanfiction at its most chaotic, designed to entertain and amuse, not to be taken too seriously.  DISCLAIMER This is a work of fanfiction created for entertainment purposes only. All characters, settings, and intellectual properties from the Call of Duty video game series are the property of Activision, and all characters, settings, and intellectual properties from the Harry Potter series are the property of J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros.