Our protagonist wished he was a typical Isekai main character: a modern boy transmigrated into a fantasy world with overpowered cheats, a ready-made group of loyal friends, and plot armor. Unfortunately for him, the transmigration process did not go as well as it could have. Something about his soul being fractured? Anyway, he has found himself in a new body, surrounded by unknown people, all within the non-typical cultivation world of a mediocre web series he used to read. And lacking any serious protagonist’s cheat. But fear not! For he would not be deterred! Unfathomable power awaited him. Whatever the original story sent him would be conquered. Friends would be made, wilderness discovered, and plots crushed. A legendary fate lay on his Path! Heavens were made to be defied! Inspired by the likes of Beware of Chicken, The Primal Hunter, and When Immortal Ascension Fails, Time Travel to Try Again, here is a new comedic cultivation LitRPG! PS: You might even learn how to make soap and build your pre-industrial hygiene empire! What to expect: •Weak to strong, coming of age story alternating action and slice of life •Some satiric elements (I try to be funny very hard, sometimes I succeed) •No actual Harem for the protagonist. Romance will be present on/off, however it will mainly be for side characters, and monogamous. Our protagonist will have his turn, when he grows up. No weird incest stuff whatsoever, I promise. •Kind of a system, but it shows up late. •Fluffy companions •Martial arts and alchemy crafting with detailed power upgrades  •The burn will be slow Uploads Sun-Mon-Wed-Thu Disclaimer:  English is not my first language, so feel free to correct my grammar. Also, I deal with chronic migraines so there will be frequent one week breaks. Those will be announced in author’s note. Thanks for your understanding. Cover Art by Nefeli Katerinaki