Chosen One, my foot. More like chosen to clean up after every truck-stricken, sword-wielding, harem building, teenage Isekai Hero moron. Yep, you heard it right. It's in black and white, right there in my job description. A position I definitely didn't sign up for voluntarily. But hey, thanks to the bureaucratic brilliance of the Multiverse Gods Company's HR department, here I am. They decided that the Department of Isekai Wish-Fulfillment was overflowing with staff, while the Department of Isekai Damage Mitigation had a shiny vacancy. Guess who got the lucky offer? Me, of course. So, welcome to my villain origin story. The name's Brann, and I'm the unsung hero, or should I say, the Isekai Fixer.