Synopsis
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM.
Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure – leaving him at death’s door with his throat torn out.
Now he’s a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They’re giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn’t give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.
This game isn’t over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn’t been seen in centuries. He’s got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that’s too obnoxious to quit. He’ll need all that and more if he doesn’t want to end up even deader than last time.
Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who’s still at the bottom of the food chain.
Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill horror comedy series. Prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.
Please note: Bill is going back into Kindle Unlimited. Due to that, I'll be removing all but the first ten percent of this book. Good news, though, the entire series is also going back into KU. So, if you enjoyed Bill The Vampire, please be sure to check out the rest of The Tome of Bill over on Amazon.