Immortality is a myth, and Fritz has to keep it that way. Promoted and reassigned from garden caretaker to planetary overlord, Fritz has a strange set of rules he is told to enforce. What looked like a promotion at the time reveals itself to be more than it seems as Fritz discovers just what exactly he has gotten himself into. Will he be able to figure out just what is going on, and more importantly, stay alive after doing so? Tags are there for creative freedom. Participant in the 2024 Jan RRCM contest.