WARNING Those with rigid expectations should journey no further. Do not read this if you want a clear cut adventure or if you are looking for something familiar. Do not be fooled by simple tags like comedy or even litrpg. The information contained in this story is incredibly powerful and not to be misused.  This is your final warning. For those of you brave enough to continue, gods help you. Kahli's just a stone elemental who wanted her mentor to take an ancient scroll seriously. Now she’s got the [system] she always hoped for, but the world seems to be falling apart, and her life is constantly in danger. Does getting what you want always have to come with a twist? Only one question can save her: Who is the Harbinger of Doom? Discover the world of Nomachiato and watch a semi-incompetent novice chase after a heartless monster with uncapped leveling potential in this farcical fantasy adventure. Be aware, your expectations may be subverted. And, as always, praise Theseosus! Blessed be her pincers. Posts 5 chapters/week Mon-Fri at 6:09am ET Cover art by Goldsphere Join the official Discord here This story is only available on Royal Road. Anything posted elsewhere is explicitly forbidden.