Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Do you know who I am? Why I am talking directly to you? I'm not exactly a 4th wall breaking mercenary with a mouth, but I sure am a god! I have the power to talk directly to you, the reader, within this synopsis!As some you have taken a guess at my lovely title, this is going to be a historical drama, with a tint of romance! Just kidding, just kidding. Your stares are seriously making me second guess my decision of creating you all... So, as I was saying, I am here to tell you all about my vacation! A vacation consisting of me, purely tormenting a former hero! "Eh? Isn't it supposed to be a loli zombie?"" Duuh, the hero reincarnated as a loli zombie. What are you, like stupid? How can you not guess that from the title?! I mean, even god needs a break, right? And this guy came in just about the right time, as he tried to test my patience. A-anyways, it's not like I'm lonely or anything, alright? This is totally for him trying to second guess me! His creator! His god! Oh, and who knows, I might be in a nice mood and try giving becoming his(her?) wing man a shot every now and then.