One night, in a city floating upon the back of a giant migratory sea turtle, a boy named Liam goes out looking to get laid. What follows is writ within. Content Warning: The story you are about to read contains ecstatic, possibly even copious amounts of gay. It may include such things as: Boys kissing boys, boys holding hands with boys, superpowered magical transformation ninjas, and boys engaging in egregiously poetic forms of sex.