“The seals are broken. The Hells awaken. Take up arms, humanity. The ancient enemy comes once more.” Those words sat at the top of a class selection screen covering Theo Tande's vision shortly after surviving a sudden goblin attack in his backyard. Still, those goblins dropped money when they died. And he'd just been fired. He'd made stupider choices... Probably. His wife, Rio, strongly disagreed.  What to expect: - First Person POVs- A Husband and Wife Dungeon Diver Story- Item and Skill-Focused LitRPG System- MCs that Make Mistakes- Blood, Gore, Excessive Swearing - Guns That Actually Work - Male and Female Protagonists- No Harem or Cultivation Chapters Release Every Two Days