Isakais are for ancient archmages and teenagers wasting their potential, so when James Mathis wakes up in a hedge maze with a display screen displaying his stats like he was some sort of computer and the ability to cast healing magic through programming he just wants to go home to his loving wife and job that he actually enjoys. Unfortunately a world full of cannibals, magic, monsters, and a too literally named subway system seem intent on making that as hard as possible.A Fanfic of "He Who Fights with Monsters" by Shirtaloon (Travis Deverell)