Chapter 0035

Leviene wonder how she become a pervert magnet as deja vu reminds of certain incident yesterday involving a bipolar psycho.

If Sylphie was here she could have told her, not that she would considering it was all her fault it turned out like this.

If Leviene didn’t figure it out herself then she never will.

All she had to do was look into a mirror when she is angry and she’d know why everyone like to treat her as a baby. Leviene will vehemently argue her sense of the aesthetic is normal, therefore she will never understand what goes on in the mind of a pervert.

Sigh.

Now she’s sitting in the lap of another bipolar psycho being treated as a baby doll.

As she previously learned, resistance is futile. She doesn’t have to like it.

Ever seen a disgruntled cat after a bath? Leviene looks worse. Ever seen a disgruntled cat after a bath that has been kitty harassed by its owner through force petting? That’s Leviene right now.

After five minutes, “Are you done lady?” came out of the aggrieve Perrian Let’s mouth.

“I’m sorry. I don’t know what got over me.” Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar profusely apologize.

Leviene ain’t buying it.

Leviene glared into the lady’s black black eyes, deeper than the abyss, darker than endless void. Plump cherry red lips framed by white porcelain skin framed by black hair as soft as silk gazed back at Leviene.

Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar is taller than most Perrian Let NPC, around 8 feet, with an elegant bearing of the nobility bred into her bones.

Leviene noticed her wings in her peripheral vision, onyx edge with silver moonlight. They extended gracefully as she inched closer to the short Perrian Let with a grace found in only the truly gifted ballerina.

How beautiful.

Leviene used to watch chinese drama with her mother when she was little. She didn’t understand a word they said but it didn’t stop her from admiring all the amazing costumes worn by some of the most beautiful women in China. In the movies, the women were celestial fairies descending from the heavens.

Those woman can’t compare to a finger of Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar.

The short Perrian Let was lost in the vision that is Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar. She is mesmerizing.

Then the tail happened. The bane of Leviene’s current incarnation, the third leg she didn’t want, the demeaning piece of flesh she despise fondle her breast.

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“That stupid tail!” Leviene screamed in agony.

“What is wrong dear child?”

“I’m being molested in public by my tail.”

“Uh… what?” It is to Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar credit that she held her composure against Leviene’s brand of bluntness.

The little Perrian Let was not pleased. She eased the talon like grips on her breast, and with a furious roar, began the monkey dance called fighting with her tail all the while sneakily edging away from the NPC.

Onyx edge with silver moonlight? A grace found in only the truly gifted ballerina? Who the hell comes up with these lines? Leviene knew herself. She does not wax poetic. The best she could do is “Roses are red, Violets are blue…”

Furthermore, Leviene prefer men. So what if the little virgin hasn’t found Mr. Perfect or anyone that can reach her family’s high standard for a son-in-law. So what?

Admiring another woman isn’t in line with Leviene’s style or interest. Therefore, the lapse in judgement previously isn’t a natural reaction.

Leviene remembered one time when she went her female relatives on a trip in the Mediterranean, Carrie (Hot Sauce) thought it be nice to play a prank on Leviene. At the time, Leviene thought Sylphie or Anya, another French relative Leviene is fond of, got her back, so she indulged herself not realizing the damn tease rented a female prostitute for Leviene. One thing lead to another and Leviene end up drunk with a naked woman.

She did not have sex. Even subconsciously, Leviene had no interest in women.

There is a video out there somewhere with a drunk Leviene talking to a naked woman then falling dead drunk on her bed.

After the incident, Leviene didn’t touch alcohol or any open drinks left unattended.

She also confess to her mother what happened and the culprit got a scolding three days long. Her dad had to console her mother before she stopped.

The incident did prove one thing. Leviene is not attracted to women.

Another incident involving a different set of relative and a male stripper happen later on because Leviene is unguarded when she is around her relative even though she swore she learned her lesson, she never did. The incident prove another thing. Leviene has a certain type she’s attracted to.

The cousins gang up on her and tried to pry her mouth open about her attraction towards the opposite sex, going so far as to drug her with truth serum even, but the little Perrian Let can’t answer what she doesn’t know herself.

Going through one wringer after another, Leviene is sure she’d never use flowery words to describe a woman.

It can only mean one thing. Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar can manipulate emotions.

The manipulation doesn’t seem conscious on her part. Even when she was babying the short Perrian Let, she seems to do so against her better judgement.

Leviene does have that effect on people. Madalinos isn’t the first psycho who thought Leviene was their long lost daughter.

She’s still a psycho.

Psychos are psychos. Best to stay away from them.

By the time Honor Lady Valdis of Tainsoar regain her composure, Leviene was at the other end of the alley, wrestling with her tail.

Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar whose aplomb is renowned throughout Arashia laughed like she never laughed before.

“Oh… dear...sweet child. Did anyone not teach you...how to control… your… tail?” The crazy woman asked between bouts of laughter.

During a flip here, a wriggle there Leviene yelled, “Quit it and help me.” Leviene’s previous thought about running away… Hello, quest giver here. Crazy she may be but experience points are experience points.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

“Dear child, you must be firm in your resolve and nip the trouble at the bud.” Honored Lady Valdis of Tainsoar explained in a teacher like voice, as if she didn’t nearly rip Leviene’s tail off. “Disobediences shall be punished.”