When her dreams of becoming the greatest adventurer the world has ever seen are dashed by a curse masquerading as a divine blessing, Mairenn Crowe gives the world the middle finger and dives headfirst into the local dungeon anyway, vowing to her wife that she will return with untold riches. Her plans go awry when it turns out the adventurer's association might have barred her from entering the dungeon for a good reason. Her powers are shit for fighting solo. With the help of a fateful encounter, might she still earn it all, become the adventurer of her dreams, and build a new life for herself and her wife? Or will the dungeon's power prove too great for her to overcome?