The world is going to end in five years. Trapped in the void beneath the world, the supreme god Ophireon looks to the future and sees only doom and destruction. The apocalypse approaches. A giant dragon from beyond space is slowly eating the universe, starting with the stars. By Ophireon’s calculations, the dragon will reach the rest of creation in five years. Ophireon’s only ally in his quest to stop the end of the world is Annie Smith. A twelve-year-old girl with a magic shovel. Annie Smith's Guide to Averting the Eschaton is an occasionally silly story about gods, friendship, and trying to stop the impending apocalypse.