You're most likely wondering how I got myself in this position, and we'd have to go back a day ago. As I was wondering around the neighbourhood in the afternoon, I got the brilliant idea of making my way to the forest, one that's infamous for the dangerous animals inhabiting it. Fast forward to a few minutes and my feet got caught in a bear trap, as the name implies, a trap meant for bears. What's more, said bear heard my screams of pain, and, as you can imagine, I was eaten alive.