Alvin is a gay, Black, idealistic Zoomer who’s always happy to tell you why you’re living your life wrong. When his plane crashes over the mysterious Icelandic Rectangle, he washes up on a Viking island untouched by time. His first act is to accidentally kill Jarl Ulf, leader of the South Shore clan, thereby becoming the new Jarl (= Viking head honcho). To hang on to his rule, Alvin vows to complete the Vikings’ Nine Tasks of Manhood. But Alvin can’t live with himself unless he tries to “fix” the Vikings. While he attempts to sell tolerance and brotherly love to his clansmen (who would much rather be killing, raping and looting), Sten Son of Ulf does his best to thwart Alvin’s efforts at every turn. Always relationship-challenged, Alvin now finds himself caught up in a love rectangle: Sten loves the fair maid Solveig, who falls for Alvin, who has a hopeless crush on smokeshow Erik. But Alvin has to wonder -- is his love doomed? Are gay Vikings even a thing? Read on to find out! This story is a mashup of portal fantasy, romance, humor, adventure and found family drama. * New episodes every Friday! *