* synopsis is censored and edited for all audiences, real story is far more graphic * The hiss of the shuttle depressurizing filled Godfrey’s ears, and a mechanical door shot open to reveal green skies and blue grass.He had no recollection of where he was, only a dull feeling that something was very, very wrong. Weary, his hand drifted to the blaster on his hip as he scouted his surroundings.  His coffin-esque escape pod was claustrophobic, a snug fit for his rather large body, and entirely bare spare some padding and a small control panel.He warily escaped the pod but found himself dumbfounded by the marvel around him.Unfamiliar stars dazzled in a green sky with 4 moons studded like grand jewels in an opulent tapestry, and on the planet itself great columns and ruins of gray stone emerged from the blue hilly landscape. He stood amazed, but distracted In his awe; failing to notice the rustling and crunching behind him. Finally the chills running down his spine warn him, but by then it was far too late. He whirled around to a blur of blue fur and red eyes pouncing on him; with a scream the man is attacked and Godfrey promptly bled out and died. ... The hiss of the shuttle depressurizing filled Godfrey’s ears, and when the mechanical door shot open green skies and blue grass filled his line of sight. Gasping and sweating Godfrey collapsed and clutched his wounded neck only to find healthy and distinctly not bleeding skin.His pupils trembled and his eyes were blown wide as he found himself cursing under his breath over and over again. Somewhere in the crevices of space a god gives a hearty chuckle.