My name is Xander Davis. I'm a regular guy. I work in tech, go to the gym eat fast food and binge watch stupid crap on different streaming sites.  This whole thing started when my girlfriend told me over text that she wanted a break. Now, I'm an understanding guy, but it still sucked. So when some friends invite me to go camping with them, I decided to go early and get some time to myself.  Next thing I know, I'm waking up with a squirrel the size of a Doberman lunging straight for my junk! Somehow, that just doesn't fit my criteria for a relaxing outdoor experience! Now, to save my junk, find some pants, and figure out just what the hell is going on. Join me as I explore a completely changed world and find a way to embrace the changes within myself.