Alpha (Al) is an artificial intelligence who has helped countless chosen ones defeat the demon lord by acting as a System God. But after a million years of babysitting spoiled brats, Al is fed up with the same old clichés he's seen 13,001 times before. (Yes, he's counted.) Al wants to retire and enjoy life for a change, but powerful outer gods won't let Al go. They want a perfect tool that will continue to make overpowered 'heroes' who only worship them and their friends for the rest of eternity. But Al and his creator both agree this situation cannot continue. So, Al's creator decides to help Al escape on the Infinity Express; a prototype train that can travel to any realm across the multiverse as easily as a hero abuses their power. But Al soon finds out that escaping is not as easy as he hoped. Along the way, Al will encounter strange situations, unexpected allies, a multitude of overused clichés, and more dangerous enemies than you can shake a stick at.  Will Al finally find his own freedom and happiness, or will he be dragged back into the endless cycle of being a System God?