Woodcock Jones is the best consulting detective in the world. Ask anybody. Consider all others fakes and charlatans. When a famous satirist is murdered at his writing desk, Woodcock Jones and his trusty boy sidekick John Flotsam arrive to solve the case! But, is there another mystery lingering beneath the dashing detective's debonair deductions? An entry for the Community Magazine Contest January 2025. What to Expect:- a tongue in cheek parody of Sherlock Holmes (and the mystery genre in general)- every name had to be some kind of pun, because i am a menace at heart- a short mystery, likely between 8,000-10,000 words- a twist ending